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20 Aug

reallylameblog:

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

20 Aug

(Source: feaqu)

20 Aug

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

20 Aug

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be)

20 Aug

theillustriousxander:

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

(Source: ughcallmelottie)

19 Aug
To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.

Friedrich Nietzsche (via acrylicalchemy)

19 Aug isis-:

demons-of-kaze:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

Jesus Christ

tag your fucking porn

isis-:

demons-of-kaze:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

Jesus Christ

tag your fucking porn

19 Aug

halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

18 Aug

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

18 Aug

normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake