This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
UR STILL FUGLY
To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.
Friedrich Nietzsche (via acrylicalchemy)
Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse
tag your fucking porn
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake